Funny IM Conversations

[Prrromotion]

Its about time. Funny Instant message conversations. Copy/paste 'em here. We all have 'em, so sound off here, and share a laugh. Here's one from a convo with me and Shadow concerning the barge advertisements on out forum homepage.

(He's Wolftamer555)

Wolftamer555 [7:17 P.M.]:Luxery barge Vactions its cruising at its finest

Indigo11191 [7:18 P.M.]: Do you know what a barge is??

Wolftamer555 [7:18 P.M.]: yep

Wolftamer555 [7:18 P.M.]: thats what the ad said on our foru,

Wolftamer555 [7:18 P.M.]: forum*

Indigo11191 [7:18 P.M.]: Its a rusty barnacle-crusted hunk of tin
that floats on water.

Wolftamer555 [7:18 P.M.]: i know

Indigo11191 [7:18 P.M.]: Not a luxury vacation

Indigo11191 [7:18 P.M.]: Why

Indigo11191 [7:18 P.M.]: WHY?!?

Wolftamer555 [7:18 P.M.]: That luxury at its finest

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: Thats enough!!!

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Wolftamer555 [7:19 P.M.]: who goes on Cruise boats anymore while you can go on a Barge

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: yeah

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: sure

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: a "barge"

Indigo11191 [7:19 P.M.]: thats what they want you to think

Wolftamer555 [7:20 P.M.]: Barges are so luxerious

Indigo11191 [7:20 P.M.]: Barges own the shipping industry

Wolftamer555 [7:20 P.M.]: and the travel

Wolftamer555 [7:20 P.M.]: industry

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:21 P.M.]: NO!

Indigo11191 [7:21 P.M.]: I refuse

Indigo11191 [7:21 P.M.]: To cruise on a barge

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:21 P.M.]: They don't even have stabilizers for
rough seas I bet

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:21 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:22 P.M.]: ENOUGH!

Indigo11191 [7:22 P.M.]: Hruuuuuu!!!

Wolftamer555 [7:22 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:22 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:22 P.M.]: HRAAAAAHHH!

Wolftamer555 [7:22 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:23 P.M.]: You cant stop it! give in! GIVE IN!!!!

Indigo11191 [7:23 P.M.]: I already clicked the link about 5 times
ago

Wolftamer555 [7:23 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:23 P.M.]: I have no interest

Wolftamer555 [7:23 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:23 P.M.]: Barges are the hellspawn of the sea

Wolftamer555 [7:23 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:24 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:24 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:24 P.M.]: I said NO!

Wolftamer555 [7:24 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:25 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:25 P.M.]: The rubber on the side's of barges is
made out of baby flesh

Wolftamer555 [7:25 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.comLuxury Barge Vacations

Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.comLuxury Barge Vacations

Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:25 P.M.]: Don't support the senseless slaughter
of infants

Wolftamer555 [7:25 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations

Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:26 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations

Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Wolftamer555 [7:26 P.M.]: Luxury Barge Vacations

Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest!
www.bargeconnection.com

Indigo11191 [7:26 P.M.]: *sob*

[Shadow®]

you left out some
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: brb
Indigo11191 [7:26 PM]: I hope a swarm of locusts comes and eats all your crops overnight
Wolftamer555 [7:26 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:27 PM]: back
Indigo11191 [7:27 PM]: I hate you
Wolftamer555 [7:27 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Indigo11191 [7:27 PM]: I fell for it
Wolftamer555 [7:27 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Indigo11191 [7:27 PM]: You and your accursed barges
Wolftamer555 [7:27 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Indigo11191 [7:28 PM]: brb
Wolftamer555 [7:28 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:28 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:29 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:35 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:35 PM]: ok
Wolftamer555 [7:36 PM]: i might be done
enod be thgim I
Indigo11191 [7:36 PM]: enod be thgim?!?
Wolftamer555 [7:36 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Indigo11191 [7:36 PM]: Gasp
Wolftamer555 [7:36 PM]: Nope
Wolftamer555 [7:36 PM]: opps
Indigo11191 [7:36 PM]: How dare you utter the curse of gilgamesh upon me!
Wolftamer555 [7:36 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Indigo11191 [7:37 PM]: A curse on you and your barges!
Wolftamer555 [7:37 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:38 PM]: click here fo lsiting on barges ...barges barges barges barges barges barges
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Wolftamer555 [7:38 PM]: Click here you know you wanna
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:39 PM]: Come on how can you risist oh yea... YOU CANT
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:39 PM]: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:39 PM]: ok im done
Indigo11191 [7:40 PM]: Check Miscellaneous
Wolftamer555 [7:40 PM]: im bored and why is my font blue???
Wolftamer555 [7:40 PM]: ok
Wolftamer555 [7:40 PM]: Luxury Barge Vacations
Cruise in complete comfort Canal cruising at it's finest! www.bargeconnection.com
Wolftamer555 [7:42 PM]: lol

[Prrromotion]

A funny conversation with me and Fried. My old screen name used to be Nachozo.

Nachozo [10:44 PM]: .....
Nachozo [10:49 PM]: What?!? Darkness doesn't affect the Red Mousse's??
FriedMetroid [10:50 PM]: That's right
Nachozo [10:50 PM]: Ack! Tentacles are coming out of the waterfall!
FriedMetroid [10:50 PM]: Cool
Nachozo [10:54 PM]: Why is Cecil doing so much damage?
FriedMetroid [10:54 PM]: Because he doesn't like someone
Nachozo [10:54 PM]: You missed, Tellah.
FriedMetroid [10:55 PM]: So I know you're playing a RPG
FriedMetroid [10:55 PM]: Maybe that RPG I just now forgot he name of right before I said it >.<
FriedMetroid [10:55 PM]: With Disney characters
Nachozo [10:55 PM]: The squid is dead
Nachozo [10:55 PM]: and I gots 400 exp for the job
FriedMetroid [10:56 PM]: So what are you playing?
Nachozo [10:56 PM]: ah, great. A sand worm.
FriedMetroid [10:56 PM]: STOP TALKING OR TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING
Nachozo [10:56 PM]: Everyone's physical attacks always miss
FriedMetroid [10:57 PM]: 3
Nachozo [10:57 PM]: 22 gil...
FriedMetroid [10:57 PM]: 2
Nachozo [10:57 PM]: great
FriedMetroid [10:57 PM]: 1
FriedMetroid [10:57 PM]: blockage
Nachozo [10:57 PM]: uh-oh
Nachozo [10:57 PM]: noooo!
Nachozo [10:57 PM]: They destroyed Damcyn castle!!1
Nachozo [10:58 PM]: A travesty!
FriedMetroid signed off at 10:58 PM
FriedMetroid signed on at 10:58 PM
Nachozo [10:58 PM]: ok, its FF4
Nachozo [11:01 PM]: brb
Nachozo [11:13 PM]: back
FriedMetroid [11:13 PM]: Wow
Nachozo [11:13 PM]: 12 minutes
FriedMetroid [11:14 PM]: Hehe
FriedMetroid [11:14 PM]: E.G.G.M.A.N. remix
FriedMetroid [11:14 PM]: It's really good
Nachozo [11:14 PM]: .....
Nachozo [11:14 PM]: I don't like Sonic games though
FriedMetroid [11:14 PM]: That's your loss *continues dancing*
FriedMetroid [11:15 PM]: I've always maintained a taste for rock and metal. Especialyl in video games
FriedMetroid [11:15 PM]: especially*
Nachozo [11:15 PM]: I've always maintained a taste for flesh.
FriedMetroid [11:18 PM]: I need to get an mp3 to put some of these on it
Nachozo [11:18 PM]: I've considered that
FriedMetroid [11:18 PM]: I know someone who has lots of rare video game music on his
FriedMetroid [11:18 PM]: Including the one I'm listening to right now
Nachozo [11:19 PM]: I see
FriedMetroid [11:19 PM]: He pointed me to the site
FriedMetroid [11:19 PM]: I really like this one
FriedMetroid [11:19 PM]: Wanna hear?
FriedMetroid [11:19 PM]: It's not a very hard rock kind of song but it is very dark
Nachozo [11:20 PM]: Sometimes I try to eat my own mouth
FriedMetroid [11:20 PM]: I'll take that as a no then
FriedMetroid [11:24 PM]: Anny reason why you're being so....
FriedMetroid [11:24 PM]: ....yeah....
Nachozo [11:25 PM]: well
Nachozo [11:25 PM]: that all depends
FriedMetroid [11:26 PM]: If you're waiting for me to ask "on what?" don't hold your breath. Just make a point
Nachozo [11:26 PM]: Pffff
Nachozo [11:26 PM]: Points are for poor-people and Indians.
FriedMetroid [11:26 PM]: Okay
Nachozo [11:27 PM]: I'd rather use a different term
Nachozo [11:27 PM]: thats up to your choosing
FriedMetroid [11:27 PM]: Make something resonable sounding out of your mindless ranting
Nachozo [11:27 PM]: Mindless....ranting?
Nachozo [11:27 PM]: If you knew the meaning, than it'd make sense.
FriedMetroid [11:27 PM]: Nachozo<!-- (10:20:23 PM)-->: Sometimes I try to eat my own mouth
Nachozo [11:28 PM]: Your the one who said that!
FriedMetroid [11:28 PM]: Isn't it wierd that for you my name and text are blue whereas for me your name is blue and your text is red?
FriedMetroid [11:28 PM]: Everything is inverted in my sight
Nachozo [11:28 PM]: Its all a matter of thinking
Nachozo [11:29 PM]: Who decided that red, the color of a higher wavelength than blue, should be called "red"? Heck, you can call it whatever you want. But that might confuse people.
FriedMetroid [11:29 PM]: So you think you're on a higher wavelength?
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: Noo...
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: The Electromagnetic spectrum
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: Don't they learn you anything in school?
FriedMetroid [11:30 PM]: I know that. I thoguht there was some symbolism behind it
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: Heck no
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: Its all science
FriedMetroid [11:30 PM]: I should have extected no less from you
Nachozo [11:30 PM]: If you said the sky is yellow and the grass is purple it'd confuse people.
FriedMetroid [11:30 PM]: Everything is science and nothing is instinct and spirit
FriedMetroid [11:30 PM]: With you
FriedMetroid [11:31 PM]: You live by thought not by feeling
Nachozo [11:31 PM]: Bah
FriedMetroid [11:31 PM]: It kills the soul
FriedMetroid [11:31 PM]: Eventually
Nachozo [11:31 PM]: So what if I was a pirate
Nachozo [11:31 PM]: I put that behind me
Nachozo [11:32 PM]: And I know what your thinking
FriedMetroid [11:32 PM]: That's a change
Nachozo [11:32 PM]: No, I won't dislocate my jaw to prove to the world that Wendigo's exist.
FriedMetroid [11:32 PM]: No, no it is not, apparently
FriedMetroid [11:33 PM]: Oooooooooooookay
FriedMetroid [11:33 PM]: This song is wierd
FriedMetroid [11:33 PM]: And the WMP effects aren't helping
Nachozo [11:33 PM]: Of course not
Nachozo [11:33 PM]: What made you think they would?
FriedMetroid [11:34 PM]: I zone out if I stare at the swirly colors for too long
FriedMetroid [11:34 PM]: I don't really like this one
FriedMetroid [11:34 PM]: Back to Chosen One
Nachozo [11:34 PM]: Allright fine
Nachozo [11:34 PM]: I'll stop being really weird
Nachozo [11:35 PM]: I was running short on ideas

[Shadow®]

thats......... confusing and weird . lol.

[Prrromotion]

A private chat between me, Gabe, and NavySeal (defunct member)

Rosso11191: Hurry! Gabe, engage automated RP defense system! Code 8B! Comense!
Rosso11191: Commence*
Rosso11191: >____________________________________>
linkx00701: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!*keeps pressing buttons*
Rosso11191: Get out of the way! *Pushes Gabe away from control panel*
Rosso11191: *Starts pressing buttons*
Rosso11191: *Control panel sparks and malfunctions*
ShadowSniper0626: *runs into room asking...* "Whats going on?"
Rosso11191: Defense shield critical! Outer barrier failing!
ShadowSniper0626: "OMG" *mans the turrets*
Rosso11191: Darnit...not gonna die here and now in hyperspace!
ShadowSniper0626: *finds out we have no turrets*
Rosso11191: Gabe! Engage evasive maneuvers! ASAP!
linkx00701: I think you've forgotten something....
Rosso11191: Fire detected on Alpha deck! Port side!
ShadowSniper0626: "que"
linkx00701: I'm also not the navigator
ShadowSniper0626: *tries to put out fire&
ShadowSniper0626: **
Rosso11191: Breach in outer hull! Starboard aft!
Rosso11191: God save us...
Rosso11191: *Fire engulfs ship and it explodes in a catastrophic explosion in hyperspace*
Rosso11191: That didn't work out so well.
Rosso11191: Congratulations Captain Ahab.
ShadowSniper0626: no because you broke the computer
Rosso11191: You killed us all.
ShadowSniper0626: your an Ahab
ShadowSniper0626: OMG
linkx00701: If we're gonna RP, can we at least do this right?
Rosso11191: Gabe, we woulda survived if you'd just hit the turbo.
linkx00701: I'm not the d**n navigator!
ShadowSniper0626: we woulda survived if i knew what was going on
Rosso11191: Cry me a river.

[Prrromotion]

linkx00701 [11:45 P.M.]: ....hello...?
Rosso11191 [11:45 P.M.]: ZOMG
Rosso11191 [11:45 P.M.]: oh wait
Rosso11191 [11:45 P.M.]: I see you've become a bird
Rosso11191 [11:45 P.M.]: *Takes a nap*
linkx00701 [11:46 P.M.]: ....................
Rosso11191 [11:46 P.M.]: *Awakens abruptly*
Rosso11191 [11:47 P.M.]: Well, well, well, Mr. I-don't-have-time-for-your-little-league-games.
linkx00701 [11:47 P.M.]: What? Why are you not making any sense?
Rosso11191 [11:48 P.M.]: You knew what this was about. You knew way back when you first started show biz.
linkx00701 [11:49 P.M.]: ......are you quoting something again?
Rosso11191 [11:49 P.M.]: You and I both knew
Rosso11191 [11:49 P.M.]: asking the mob for a favor was a terrible idea
Rosso11191 [11:49 P.M.]: but..
Rosso11191 [11:49 P.M.]: you just HAD to do it
Rosso11191 [11:49 P.M.]: Now look where we are
Rosso11191 [11:50 P.M.]: In the middle of a mayan temple
linkx00701 [11:50 P.M.]: ....please stop
Rosso11191 [11:50 P.M.]: with no food and water

[Prrromotion]

It's not really an IM conversation, but whatev.

Me and my friend Bobby were in our Graphic arts class, doing our "You are what you eat" project, and for two days he was trying to think of a fat actor to use. We pondered a great deal, but only came up with Michael Moore.

Until late in the hour, I finally remembered the guy from Jurassic Park (he gets killed by the spitting lizard)

I turn to him and say: "Wait...that guy from uh...from uh..."

And he suddenly finishes my sentence with "...jurassic park?"

Wow. What a weird vibe that was. He had basically no clue on what actor I was going for, it could've been anyone. I didn't even say Seinfeld (he plays Newman) or anything. Just "that guy", and he correctly guessed the movie that stuck out in my mind. Telepathy!