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Post by Prrromotion on Nov 13, 2007 17:59:29 GMT -5
Well, Jiyamu posted the rules in Game Ideas, so need to explain.
I wish I had Guitar Hero 3
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Post by Shadow® on Nov 15, 2007 16:38:28 GMT -5
But your Wii breaks so you cant play it. I wish i had my truck.
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Post by Prrromotion on Nov 15, 2007 17:15:28 GMT -5
But something else in the truck malfunctions and it needs another stop in the shop.
I wish I had an eggroll with some duck sauce...mmm...eggroll.
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Nov 16, 2007 12:17:11 GMT -5
...you get to enjoy that lovely eggroll that so happens to be filled with a highly toxic sort of poison which was inserted into the eggroll by your worst enemy merely seconds before you consumed it, causing you to shrivel up and die a few more seconds after.
I wish i could magically control other minds~
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Post by Gabe Puratekuta on Nov 16, 2007 17:32:21 GMT -5
Granted, but they only do what you command half the time I wish for a Kaiju Armor
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Nov 16, 2007 17:41:32 GMT -5
your brand new kaiju armor was just recived, jump for joy! sadly.. when you attempt to try it on, it's three sizes much too small... too bad they don't accept refunds or returns.
hmmn.. I wish i had two extra boobs~
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Post by Gabe Puratekuta on Nov 16, 2007 19:55:37 GMT -5
Granted, but they're on your back which gets really uncomfortable
I wish it wasn't so cold in here.... -_-;;
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Nov 17, 2007 23:23:31 GMT -5
...another victim of spontaneous human combustion.
I wish i could leap across buildings~
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Post by Gabe Puratekuta on Nov 18, 2007 3:35:34 GMT -5
You get sucked into a jet engine because you jumped too high I wish for some sleep....
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Post by Prrromotion on Nov 18, 2007 18:43:22 GMT -5
...but Wolf-thingy slips some kind of deadly poison into your most recent meal, putting you to sleep...forever.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Nov 27, 2007 10:30:41 GMT -5
-your wish is fullfilled, but because you missed out on the "greatness" of learning... your head implodes from the sudden lack of daily enlightening...
i wish i was wearing some clothes~
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Post by Prrromotion on Nov 28, 2007 22:47:54 GMT -5
uhh...boy, yeesh. Umm...
Granted, but...
ehh...
you put me in a tight spot here...
your clothes are..
too small on you? I dunno.
I wish I thought of a more creative answer back there, without being...perverted.
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Dec 6, 2007 12:18:40 GMT -5
teehee~ Your wish comes true, so your answer becomes 'less preverted' and much more 'creative', causing you to trip over a rock and bump your head because my clothes suddenly became so "distracting".
I wish i hadn't accidentally deleted my stash of -ahem- 'pretty pictures' five minutes ago...
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Post by Prrromotion on Dec 10, 2007 19:42:45 GMT -5
Granted, but in the time you would've been deleting those all-too fantastic pictures, you come upon the meaning of life, but quickly get distracted by your "pretty pictures" and immediately forget the meaning of life as we know it. Oh well.
I wish I had a girlfriend already
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Post by ~jamollopus~ on Dec 11, 2007 12:38:57 GMT -5
you soon find a girlfriend, hooray!! ~everything is going great and very happy-like... but even though you both love each other very much you do tend to think every now and then that things could be even better between the two of you if she wasn't a goldfish.
i wish i could shoot pennies at people over the internet~
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